Wappin' Wharf: A Frightful Comedy of Pirates by Charles S. Brooks

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Brooks, Charles S. (Charles Stephen), 1878-1934 Brooks, Charles S. (Charles Stephen), 1878-1934
English
Looking for something completely different? Forget everything you know about pirate stories. 'Wappin' Wharf' is a weird and wonderful little book that feels like a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta crashed into a ghost story. The plot is simple: a group of pirates is stuck in a haunted tavern on a cursed wharf, and they're all terrified of the ghost who lives there. The comedy comes from watching these supposedly tough buccaneers jump at their own shadows. It's short, it's strange, and it's got more charm than a parrot with a vocabulary. If you like your adventures with a big dose of the absurd, give this one a shot.
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I stumbled upon this book in a digital archive, and the title alone sold me. A 'Frightful Comedy of Pirates'? Sign me up. It was published in 1922, but don't let that scare you—it reads like a lost stage play.

The Story

The setup is brilliant in its simplicity. A crew of pirates—including the blustering Captain Murgatroyd and his nervous men—take refuge at the Wappin' Wharf tavern during a storm. The problem? The wharf is famously haunted by the ghost of a man wrongly hanged there. The pirates are supposed to be the scariest guys around, but they spend the night absolutely terrified of creaking floorboards and spooky sounds. The real fun is the ghost himself, who isn't a moaning specter but a rather theatrical and mischievous spirit who seems to enjoy tormenting his uninvited guests.

Why You Should Read It

Charles S. Brooks has a fantastic, dry sense of humor. He pokes fun at pirate tropes before they were even fully established. These aren't heroic swashbucklers; they're superstitious, squabbling cowards, and it's hilarious. The dialogue is sharp and witty. It's less about sword fights and treasure maps, and more about the universal fear of things that go bump in the night. The ghost story element is played for laughs, but it's genuinely clever.

Final Verdict

This is a perfect pick for a rainy afternoon. It's for readers who enjoy quirky, character-driven humor and classic farce. If you love the witty dialogue of P.G. Wodehouse or the playful spookiness of old radio shows like 'The Goon Show,' you'll find a lot to love here. It's a hidden gem that proves sometimes the best adventures happen when everyone is too scared to leave the house.



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Oliver Jackson
6 months ago

Good quality content.

Anthony Flores
1 year ago

Wow.

Jessica Hill
1 year ago

A must-have for anyone studying this subject.

Robert Robinson
2 weeks ago

I started reading out of curiosity and it creates a vivid world that you simply do not want to leave. I couldn't put it down.

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